Forgiveness, the Prayer Line, the Platinum Pew, The Ladder and the Jet Fund. All paid in Blessings. Your first Blessing is free. They always are.
Blessings come in packs. Packs come with a little left over. The little left over is how we stay in your prayers.
The Mustard Seed is the worst deal on the plate. Pastor Dale keeps it there so the Offering Plate looks generous.
Every purchase comes with a gaudy, printable Certificate of Forgiveness with your name on it. Forgiveness is not included. The certificate is very nice though.
Thousands of believers are on hold right now. Most of them have been on hold since the Clinton administration. You do not have to be most of them.
First class, closer to God. One time, forever, on this wallet.
Every Blessing you tithe is one point of Holiness. Every Blessing you spend smiting knocks someone else down one point. Jesus said the last shall be first. He did not say for how much.
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Pastor Dale cannot fly commercial because the demons are in coach. Every real dollar spent anywhere on this site goes toward the Prosper Five, one part at a time. The last part is the whole lie.