Terms of Use
Last updated: October 16, 2026
The short version
BIBLERAPS.COM is a comedy website. Pastor Dale Prosper, Jacob's Ladder Megachurch, Prosper Holdings and every character, church, island, ranch and jet in Dale World are made up. The faces are AI-generated. The It Actually Happened page is the only part about real events and real public figures, and every item there links to its source. Nothing here is a real church, a real ministry or a real charity. If you buy something, you are buying a comedy product: music files, a joke candle, or access to more jokes.
Who runs this
This site and its store, Prosper Holdings, are run by MLC Media LLC ("we"). Contact: yourlinetogod@gmail.com.
Parody
Everything on this site is satire and parody. It makes fun of hypocrisy, greed and televangelist grifting. It does not make fun of faith. Pastor Dale Prosper, Jacob's Ladder Megachurch and everyone else in Dale World are fictional, with AI-generated faces; any resemblance to a real person is a coincidence of the genre, not a claim of fact about anyone. The one exception is the page called It Actually Happened: it reports real, public events about real public figures, each item dated and linked to the published reporting it comes from. Quotes there are word for word from the linked source. We do not make AI images or synthesized voices of real people, and we do not invent quotes. If you think something there is wrong, send a message and we will check it and fix it.
What you can buy
- Download Pack ($9.99): digital music files (MP3) and artwork, for your personal listening.
- Unlock Salvation ($19.99): the Download Pack plus a code that unlocks hidden pages of this website on your device. It has no religious, spiritual or eternal effect of any kind.
- Light a Candle (free) and Forever Candle ($3.99): a digital candle shown on our public Wall of Flames with the first name and short message you type. Free candles burn for 48 hours and then leave the wall. Forever Candles stay on the wall.
- Jet Fund Certificate and similar items: joke certificates. No jet is funded.
- Blessings ($0.99 to $49.99 packs): a joke credit you spend on this site: printable Certificates of Forgiveness (indulgences), Prayer Line upgrades, Platinum Pew status (bonus songs and a gold halo on your name), and points on The Ladder (the tithe leaderboard). They forgive nothing, have no cash value, never expire, cannot be transferred or cashed out, and are non-refundable once any Blessing is spent. Your wallet code is on your receipt; keep it to restore your Blessings on another device.
- The Jet Fund picture: the jet on the Offering Plate page is a drawing. It fills in as money comes in from any purchase on this site. No jet is bought. The money goes to Prosper Holdings like every other sale.
- The Ladder (tithe leaderboard): names you enter appear publicly. Letters and spaces only, nothing hateful, no real people you are not. We hide names at our discretion, with no refund of Blessings spent on them. Anyone can spend Blessings to move anyone down the board, including you. That is the joke.
These are not donations, tithes or offerings, and they are not tax deductible.
Payments and refunds
Our checkout is run by Lemon Squeezy, which is the merchant of record and the seller of record for every order. Lemon Squeezy handles payment, sales tax, receipts and refunds under its own terms (lemonsqueezy.com). Because the products are digital and delivered right away, sales are generally final, but if something does not work or you were charged by mistake, email us and we will sort it out.
Your music license
Music you buy is for personal, non-commercial use. You may not resell it, re-upload it, or use it in anything you sell without our written OK.
Things you post
When you light a candle, send Pastor Dale a message, or make an offer, you agree that: - You only use a first name and nothing that identifies or targets anyone else. - You post nothing hateful, threatening, sexual, illegal, or about children. - We can show your candle publicly, and we can edit, hide or remove anything at any time for any reason. Removing a candle does not by itself mean a refund. - You give us permission to display what you post on this site.
"Buy the Entire Lie" offers
The $1,000,000 offer form is an invitation to talk, not an offer to sell. Nothing is sold until both sides sign a written agreement.
Age
The humor is for adults. You must be 18 or older to buy anything here.
No warranty
The site and everything on it is provided "as is." We do not promise it will always be up, error free, or funny. To the extent the law allows, our total liability to you for anything related to this site is limited to what you paid us in the last 12 months.
Changes
We may update these terms. The date at the top tells you when. Using the site after a change means you accept the new version.