The Jet Fund is at 61% ★ The Glory Ballroom is now 112% over budget, praise be ★ Pastor Dale is on day 94 of a 117 day sabbatical ★ Now accepting all major cards ★ The Healing Line is open Wednesdays ★
Welcome Home · The Cloud · Hell, Michigan

Jacob's Ladder

Megachurch · Campus: The Cloud

A Financial Worship Experience. Members buy their way up, one rung at a time. Worship goes up. So does your money.

This church is under new management. Same God, higher fees.
The Ladder Marquee · changes every few seconds · like the prices
Tour the Campus

Forty Acres of Gold

Free parking. Premium parking from $40. Pastor Dale welcomes every family, every income bracket, every credit limit. Come as you are. Leave with a payment plan.

The gold dome of the megachurch
The DomeA gold glass dome, a forty foot gold cross, and a fountain of praying hands. Visible from Ohio.
Inside the gilded 16,000 seat sanctuary
The Sanctuary16,000 red velvet seats. A giving kiosk at the end of every row.
The grand gold lobby with a crystal chandelier
The Grand LobbyThree stories of marble. The chandelier has its own tithe.
The gift shop inside the church
The Gift Shop

The Gift Shop Is in the Front. The Church Is in the Back.

That's on purpose. Anointing oil, gold crosses, the Pastor Dale party mask and the $25,000 Miracle Work raffle, all under one chandelier.

🎁 ENTER THE GIFT SHOP
Service Times

There's a Seat (and a Seed) for You

Sunday
9:00 AM
Early Giving Service
Sunday
11:00 AM
Main Experience + Jumbotron
Wednesday
7:00 PM
Healing Line + Wealth Transfer
The Ladder · Pew Upgrades

Climb the Ladder

Every member starts on the bottom rung. Every rung costs a little more. Upgrade your pew and get closer to God, one row at a time. Distance to God measured from the stage. God has not confirmed.

Economy Pew
$0

Back of the room. A great view of the jumbotron. Folding seat. Pastor Dale cannot see you, and he has tried.

Rung 1 · 412 ft from God
Pew Plus
$19

Extra legroom, a cushion, and an offering plate that comes to you first.

Rung 2 · 280 ft from God
First Class Pew
$199

Heated leather, a cup holder for communion wine, priority Rapture boarding and a hot towel during the altar call.

Rung 3 · 60 ft from God
Altar Suite
$1,999

Front row, inside the anointing oil splash zone. Includes one handshake with Brad.

Rung 4 · 9 ft from God
Seat 1A
Not for sale

Reserved for First Lady Glory. Exactly two feet from Pastor Dale. Also her shotgun has a seat.

Top rung · 2 ft from Dale
Capital Campaign

The Glory Ballroom

Pastor Dale promised the old Ladder Chapel would never be touched. "I love that chapel. Nobody loves that chapel more than me." Then he touched it. With a bulldozer.

The little white 1952 Ladder Chapel
1952

The Old Chapel

Where it all began. Pews, a piano, a potluck. Mortgage paid off in 1971 by bake sales.

Pastor Dale on a gold bulldozer knocking down the chapel
Last Tuesday, 6 AM

"Light Renovation"

The Kommunications Team called it a light renovation. Kourtney called it "the chapel thing." The chapel is gone.

The gilded Glory Ballroom
Coming Soon

The Glory Ballroom

Twelve chandeliers. A gold dance floor. A throne, for humility. Seats 999 donors, nobody else.

Current estimated cost$2,000,000
"Totally paid for by private donors. It won't cost the congregation a dime." ... Pastor Dale, Sunday
SOUND FAMILIAR? →
Founding Gold Donors
Cosmo Thrust Rocketworks
Cloudsworth Everything Store
FaceFlock Inc.
Senator Chet Goldplate (personally, kind of)
The Hallowed Heritage Foundation
Premier Ivan Shirtless (anonymous)
Prosper Aviation LLC
An Anonymous Donor, Cayman Islands
Another Anonymous Donor, Same Address
Brad

Donors who want to remain anonymous are listed above, in gold, by request of Pastor Dale.

Watch Live

Church From Your Couch

Stream the Experience live and give from anywhere. The offering link stays open 24/7, because the Spirit never clocks out.

Pastor Dale preaching in the gold sanctuary● LIVE
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The Healing Line · Wednesdays 7 PM

Book a Consult

Step forward, receive a touch on the forehead, fall backward on cue, wake up with a smaller nose. Consults are with the Doctor, Board Certified in Miracles. Pick a slot. Most are taken by Glory.

Pastor Dale laying hands on a man in the healing line while the Doctor watches
Get Connected

Grow in Your Walk (and Your Portfolio)

Every ministry has a suggested offering. Every card goes somewhere.

The Prayer Line

Our Miracles Have Recently Changed

Call the Prayer Line, 24 hours a day. Press 1 for a blessing. Press 666 for billing. None of it works. Leave a message after the tone.

☎ 734-932-8230
Pastor Dale on stage with money raining down
The Merch Table

This Is Where You Shop

Pastor Dale calls it giving. Every item is a product you buy, not a donation.

🕯 LIGHT A CANDLE ✈ FREE JET FUND CERTIFICATE