Pastor Dale promised the old Ladder Chapel would never be touched. "I love that chapel. Nobody loves that chapel more than me." Then he touched it. With a bulldozer.
1952
The Old Chapel
Where it all began. Pews, a piano, a potluck. Mortgage paid off in 1971 by bake sales.
Last Tuesday, 6 AM
"Light Renovation"
The Kommunications Team called it a light renovation. Kourtney called it "the chapel thing." The chapel is gone.
Coming Soon
The Glory Ballroom
Twelve chandeliers. A gold dance floor. A throne, for humility. Seats 999 donors, nobody else.
Founding Gold Donors
Cosmo Thrust Rocketworks
Cloudsworth Everything Store
FaceFlock Inc.
Senator Chet Goldplate (personally, kind of)
The Hallowed Heritage Foundation
Premier Ivan Shirtless (anonymous)
Prosper Aviation LLC
An Anonymous Donor, Cayman Islands
Another Anonymous Donor, Same Address
Brad
Donors who want to remain anonymous are listed above, in gold, by request of Pastor Dale.